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Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for cramps. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. Its true. Guys insult you if they like you. Having someone rub your tummy when it hurts actually helps it. 89% of guys would want girls to make the first move. Girls love it when guys hug them from behind around the waist. Girls love it when guys let them wear their hoodie or jacket. Guys think it’s cute when you mess up. A true friend will never judge you. There is only one guy who is worth your tears. If you have a dream about someone, then that person went to sleep thinking about you. More guys than girls will read this.

life-loveandeverythinginbetween:

&That made me happy

Correction: Kissing someone with gingivitis is not healthy. Rubbing my hurting belly will make me vomit. If I guy blatantly insults you, he’s an asshole and just insulting you. I love it when guys let me wear any of their clothes. No guy is worth your tears. Actually no one is worth your tears. Fuck anyone that makes you cry. Messing up so often makes you less cute and more of a nuisance. If someone has a dream about you, you should just feel flattered their brain pulled you out of the large filing cabinet in their brain of people they dream about. It’s not only because they were thinking of you. But, bananas really are good for cramps. But so are a very large amount of drugz. That is all. 

(Source: ellaundertheumbrella)

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